me in the summer
WELL YOU GROW SO MUCH HAIR IN THE SUMMER…
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
Parenting: Ruining your nice fence to teach your kid an important lesson
still a valid lesson
BABY MIKE IS?? SO CUTE?? I AM GONNA CRY HE IS JUST A LITTLE EYEBALL WITH BRACES WHO CANNOT WINK
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
i watched this so many times before i pressed reblog
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Probably the funniest thing in my life right now is that Prince Maxon is on facebook, and his relationship status is “complicated.”
No. This joke is still not old yet.They represent the better half of America.
Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
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