smmrbmmr:

me in the summer

WELL YOU GROW SO MUCH HAIR IN THE SUMMER… 

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

tearingdowndoors:

Untitled | ~ Jonathan ~

redneckwerewolf:

big-green-style:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

Parenting: Ruining your nice fence to teach your kid an important lesson

still a valid lesson

prince-rylie:

BABY MIKE IS??  SO CUTE?? I AM GONNA CRY HE IS JUST A LITTLE EYEBALL WITH BRACES WHO CANNOT WINK 

to-be-skinny-and-lovely:

kruzanbeauty:

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone

has

tried

i failed…

i watched this so many times before i pressed reblog

mystic-dobrev:

“It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about — I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side.” Andrew Garfield

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

definitelydope:

Honest Logos by Viktor Hertz

Foreal tho

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

partylikeawordstar:

Probably the funniest thing in my life right now is that Prince Maxon is on facebook, and his relationship status is “complicated.”

candylandtimelord:

brispeak:

padalecky:

suicidallyreckless:

#prime example of gay marriage destroying America

#wow I think I finally see where the anti-gay people stand #they’re scared their marriage will never live up to Neil and David’s

No. This joke is still not old yet.

They represent the better half of America.

thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Will reblog every, EVERY time.

what a helpful young person

I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!